Luv ya, buddy. ❤️ Met you through a screen, now look at us go, Laughing so hard, putting on a whole show. You post one video, I’m gone, I’m done, Rolling on the floor like I lost round one. You got that style, got that cheeky little flash, Walking through life with a fake moustache. Kiwi girl energy, wild and free, But ask you Chinese? Girl, 别客气! 你好? 再见。That’s all you know, But somehow you still steal the whole show. Wrong tones, big smile, zero shame, That’s why buddy, you’re a legend in the game. Hey, hey, moustache queen, Funniest girl I’ve ever seen. Kiwi heart with a comedy beat, Making my day from across the screen. Hey, hey, dance with me, Laugh so loud till we can’t breathe. Your Chinese sucks, but that’s okay, You make my whole world brighter every day. You send me clips, and I lose control, One more meme and I’m selling my soul. You don’t need polish, you don’t need class, You just need Wi-Fi and that moustache. From u with your silly little flair, Cool like the breeze, messy like your hair. You’re the kind of friend people hope to find, A little bit crazy, but one of a kind. Say ”我爱你” but pronounce it wrong, Still somehow it becomes our song. Doesn’t matter if the words go wild, You speak fluent laughter, buddy, that’s your style. Hey, hey, moustache queen, Funniest girl I’ve ever seen. Kiwi heart with a comedy beat, Making my day from across the screen. Hey, hey, dance with me, Laugh so loud till we can’t breathe. Your Chinese sucks, but that’s okay, You make my whole world brighter every day. Bridge So put that moustache on, strike that pose, Nobody knows where your humour goes. But when you post, I swear it’s true, The whole damn internet should follow you. Hey, hey, moustache queen, Coolest buddy on my screen. Kiwi soul with a dancing spark, Lighting up my day when life gets dark. Hey, hey, stay this way, Funny, weird, and bright all day. Your Chinese sucks, but I love you, mate, You’re my buddy, and you’re bloody great.